O.K. Girls these are for us really, but to go with the lovely pics, can you match the riders from the quotes below from last weekend:
Lesley: “You will have to buy a day licence”, Rider a: “No I wont”
Rider b: “So what do we do now?” (when in winning break)
Spectator: “So do you go and have a debrief now?” Rider c: “I don’t know about that, but I think we’ll have a cup of tea”
Rider d: “I would have gone up that hill quicker with lighter wheels”, Rider a: “Oh shut up about your wheels”
Rider a: “Do you need anything particular for breakfast?” Rider e: “Have you got coffee? I need LOTS of coffee”
Rider a “Sorry, I’m struggling a bit”, Rider f: “Don’t worry, Just give me a couple of minutes, thats all I need”….a few miles later…”Just 1 minute, thats all I need”…..a few miles later…”don’t worry”.
Rider g: “We’re renting, Its really cheap, £50 a week”, Rider h: “Would it help if I told you I spend £50 a week on coffee?”
and my favourite…
Rider g: “I’m reading a book called Cunt”.
Say no more.